So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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