he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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