just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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