I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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