scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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