But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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