shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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