he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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