What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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