everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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