it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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