What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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