I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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