i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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