I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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