***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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