Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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