if i died would you start the facebook group?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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