I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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