Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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