a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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