Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
honey bunches of taint.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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