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(954): View more from Florida

He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(510): View more from California

according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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(305): View more from Florida

I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You dont lie about slip and slides

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.

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(234): View more from Ohio

Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out

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(813): View more from Florida

There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.

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