hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he was CRYING into my vagina
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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