the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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