But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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