i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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