Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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