That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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