"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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