I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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