Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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