I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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