Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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