I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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