since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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