There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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