Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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