just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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