I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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