do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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