Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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