He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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