Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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