Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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