the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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