do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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