Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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