No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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