ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
PANTIES FOUND
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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