Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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