The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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