i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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