I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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