Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
