i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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