I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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