Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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